THIS IS A STORY ABOUT STEALING OTHER PEOPLE’S FOOD.
You work hard and you’re busy. You don’t have time to make yourself a lunch every day! But all that hard work can work up quite an appetite. Sometimes, when no one’s looking, it’s fun to explore the company fridge like a tomb raider hunting for treasure.
It’s a scientifically proven fact that sandwiches taste better when someone else makes them...
...But desserts taste better when they belong to someone else.
Though you may never confront those whose lunches you’re eating, you’re helping them manage their weight! That means you’re kind of like their nutritionist. You should let them know who you are. Maybe they’ve been meaning to thank their mystery helper.
IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU
Send a company-wide email: “Whoever took my lunch, please contact me immediately. It had medicine in it and you need to talk to a doctor.”
Contamination: place decoy food loaded with salt and/or other ingredients.
Set up a hidden camera.
You and other associates can work together to stake-out the kitchen.
IF YOU DO THIS …
Talk to a licensed professional.
Ask your parents for lunch money.
Watch the food channel and learn how to make your own meals. It’s easier than you think!